Rude bitch.
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I should be sleeping but I'm probably awake. Nothing out of the ordinary. Well, some things on here might be.
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First time Gaga and Katy meet!!
“She’s like the next Madonna but better.”
Gaga looked so shocked! YOU BETTA STAN KATY!!!!
This is so cute hahahaha
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It opens with JLo looking flawless and making it look disgustingly effortless to be as perfect as she is and she dances and gives the camera those looks AND IT NEVER LOOKS FORCED BECAUSE SHE’S BIRTHED FROM SEA FOAM LIKE APHRODITE
and then after making every student at F.I.T. wanna be her majesty she comes in in this red ensemble STUNTIN’ ON EVERYONE ON PLANET EARTH and works that shit out of that stage with DAT ASS
and then she’s at a party somewhere with lots of pools n shit and she’s looking very WAITING FOR TONIGHT 2013 with that green dress and its cut with scenes of her looking at the camera with some lipstick that must be called CHICKEN FAT cuz that color honey…..she looks like she rimmed each chicken at perdue
and then theres MORE DANCING
AND THEN THIS:
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF SICK BLACK MAGIC SHIT IS THIS
SHE PUTS TO SHAME ANY WOMAN THATS GIVEN BIRTH TO TWINS
MY GOD
UGH
now im in tears
oh and i guess pitbull was in it
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